@-burnham
i am just.
snckpck is moving to connecticut.
i cannot contain this.
iagrhfhrdfuckiparesod
@-burnham my friend is the same way right now oh my god
if any of you are feeling bad about yourself, do what i do;
listen to fergalicious by fergie ft. will.i.am and realize, 'yeah, i am pretty fergalicious aren't i?' and you'll be set with self-confidence for a week.
HI YOUR BOOKS GIVE ME LIFE
@wonderfuI HI THANK YOU SO MUCH YOU GIVE ME LIFE
@lemoneade it's no problem c:
friend: sup sexy
me: sup dipshit
i don't know guys i'm just a really nice friend.
if you want 1989
get it
taylor swift is a genius
and it's such a gOOD ALBUM
-accidentally works on short stories i'm never going to post here and not actual stories that are posted-
oops.
EXCUSE ME WATTPAD.
EX-FUCKING-CUSE ME.
I DIDN'T SIGN UP FOR THIS.
I DIDN'T WANT THIS NEW PROFILE.
Fuck you, WattPad.
Fuck you.
I've got bad news and good news.
Bad news: I deleted I Swear to Gay, I'm Not God. Because, let's be real, I didn't have a plan and it was literally the plot of the MTV show "Faking It."
Good news: I have a new short story I'm writing! Yeah! You guys excited? -Cricket chirps.-
FUCK YEAH YOU PUT IT UP
GUESS WHO JUST UPDATED I SWEAR TO GAY IF YOU ANSWERED ANYONE BUT ME YOU'RE WRONG.