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I'm in love with a creeper
On the low, I'm tryna fuck
Bad as hell, she's a keeper
I just hope I'm enough
I got a diamond pickaxe
I'm gonna kick ass
She twerkin' in the cave to get cash
She got a thick ass
I'm in love with a creeper, I'm in love
Creeper, I hardly know her
You know I'm a grower
And not a shower, girl
How did you get so thick with no curves?
You a whole snack
Like an hors d'oeuvre
She's hissin' like a demon
I'm in her nether regions
We're sailing on a wave, ay
Let me explode in your cave
Not tryna be too lewd, but my sword's got level three protection
Feed you wheat to get you in the mood
My blazerod's got a little erection
I can't get you off my mind
So I gotta craft a way to make you mine
Planks and sticks, baby, give me a sign
And break the bed 'cause we ain't sleepin' tonight
I'm in love with a creeper
On the low, I'm tryna fuck
Bad as hell, she's a keeper
I just hope I'm enough
I got a diamond pickaxe
I'm gonna kick ass
She twerkin' in the cave to get cash
She got a thick ass
I'm in love with a creeper, I'm in love
Dude what's up? I think I found my new bae
Aw, no way, that's what I was gon' say
Oh, that's tight, dude, you gotta meet her
My girl, too
She's a minecraft creeper (what?)
Holy shit, I think we fell for the same chick
That's impossible, who she gon' pick?
Should we battle like Liam Neeson?
Not necessary if we have a threesome
Ay girl, we got a proposition
We got one diamond hoe and a whole lot of seed, yuh
Don't wanna put ya in a weird position
He's got raw pork and I got bonemeal to feed ya
No pressure, we just thought that it could be fun
Hop onto the mineshaft, do it like a speedrun
We can keep it on the low, baby
What do you say?
Yes
Aw nice, sick
We're in love with a creeper
On the low, we're tryna fuck
Bad as hell, she's a keeper
I just hope we're enough
We got a diamond pickaxe
We're gonna kick ass
She twerkin' in the cave to get cash
She got a thick ass (she got a thick ass)
We're in love with a creeper, we're in love