-bxkubae

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the shit ke be posting on my board is... interesting *frowns*

Doodeelolaski

Heyy, I was wondering if you could check out my books and tell me what you think ?
           I'm looking for readers that will give me feedback. I'm trying to up my writing game, lol, so if you do check them out ,please don't be afraid to leave one or two comments !! :))

-NOOODLEZ

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Boo bitch, you just got spooked
          By a certified spooky ass dude
          Somebody let the monster loose
          In a graveyard sippin' pumpkin juice
          Wait (shh) do you hear that sound
          Every October it's so profound
          All these other dudes act spooky for a month
          But a real spooky boy spooky all year 'round
          Classic fangs on my teeth, sleepin' in a coffin
          Step up to my crib and all these decorations poppin'
          
          I might go ooga booga booga boo
          I might just spook you and your homies too
          I might just cook up some Halloween food
          I'm just so spooky and Greg is my crew
          
          Ayy, I'm a spooky boy
          Ayy, with some spooky hands
          Ayy, come up in ya house and do a little spooky dance
          Ayy, I'm a spooky boy
          Ayy, with a spooky face
          Ayy, it don't matter dawg I'll spook it any time or place
          
          Chillin' with a skeleton bitch and a pumpkin on my head
          If you try to spook me you gon' end up dead
          If you spook me again you gon' end up undead
          That's the life of a spooky boy
          
          Better watch out if you see a full moon bitch
          Yeah, I've been spooky like a mummy in a tomb bitch
          I don't have a car 'cuz I fly on a broomstick
          Pull up to tha club, skrrt skrrt vroom vroom witch
          Got two girls with me, and they hella hella thin
          How thin are they? are they motherfucking skeletons?
          That is not a joke about their weight, they are skeletons
          Halloween music got us jigglin' like gelatin
          
          Got a couch covered in cobwebs
          Got a whip covered in cobwebs
          Got a dog covered in cobwebs
          Spent way too much on cobwebs
          Fake spooky dude suck like Dracula
          I don't give a damn if you a goblin you can back it up
          Ghouls get crazy while I blow this cash
          If you try to monster smash
          
          Ayy, I'm a spooky boy
          Ayy, with some spooky knees
          Ayy, I could teach you how to spook too for a spooky fee
          Ayy, I'm a spooky boy
          Ayy, with some spooky shoes
          Ayy, and before this song is over you'll be spooky too
          
          Chillin' with a skeleton bitch and a pumpkin on my head
          If you try to spook me you gon' end up dead
          If you spook me again you gon' end up undead
          That's the life of a spooky boy

-NOOODLEZ

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I'm in love with a creeper
          On the low, I'm tryna fuck
          Bad as hell, she's a keeper
          I just hope I'm enough
          I got a diamond pickaxe
          I'm gonna kick ass
          She twerkin' in the cave to get cash
          She got a thick ass
          I'm in love with a creeper, I'm in love
          
          Creeper, I hardly know her
          You know I'm a grower
          And not a shower, girl
          How did you get so thick with no curves?
          You a whole snack
          Like an hors d'oeuvre
          She's hissin' like a demon
          I'm in her nether regions
          We're sailing on a wave, ay
          Let me explode in your cave
          
          Not tryna be too lewd, but my sword's got level three protection
          Feed you wheat to get you in the mood
          My blazerod's got a little erection
          I can't get you off my mind
          So I gotta craft a way to make you mine
          Planks and sticks, baby, give me a sign
          And break the bed 'cause we ain't sleepin' tonight
          
          I'm in love with a creeper
          On the low, I'm tryna fuck
          Bad as hell, she's a keeper
          I just hope I'm enough
          I got a diamond pickaxe
          I'm gonna kick ass
          She twerkin' in the cave to get cash
          She got a thick ass
          I'm in love with a creeper, I'm in love
          
          Dude what's up? I think I found my new bae
          Aw, no way, that's what I was gon' say
          Oh, that's tight, dude, you gotta meet her
          My girl, too
          She's a minecraft creeper (what?)
          Holy shit, I think we fell for the same chick
          That's impossible, who she gon' pick?
          Should we battle like Liam Neeson?
          Not necessary if we have a threesome
          
          Ay girl, we got a proposition
          We got one diamond hoe and a whole lot of seed, yuh
          Don't wanna put ya in a weird position
          He's got raw pork and I got bonemeal to feed ya
          No pressure, we just thought that it could be fun
          Hop onto the mineshaft, do it like a speedrun
          We can keep it on the low, baby
          What do you say?
          Yes
          Aw nice, sick
          
          We're in love with a creeper
          On the low, we're tryna fuck
          Bad as hell, she's a keeper
          I just hope we're enough
          We got a diamond pickaxe
          We're gonna kick ass
          She twerkin' in the cave to get cash
          She got a thick ass (she got a thick ass)
          We're in love with a creeper, we're in love