// hacked by @-jaeger / @-frieda / ...
0w0
Mikasa's scarf is red,
Jean is lonely,
Marco is dead,
Eren will kill titans only.
Armin is reading,
Hanji is creepy,
Erwin's arm is bleeding,
With Mike being sleepy.
Can I take you back to Mikasa and put my best Armin in your best Levi's Jeans
It's Christa clear what's gonna happen
I'm gonna show u my titan side and break down your walls.
* gets slapped *
Sorry -
Levi: you must be a titan-
Random person: why?
Levi: cause tonight I'll take you down- B)
Eren:
Do you wanna see what's in my basement?
Mikasa:
Why don't we head back to mi casa?
Armin:
The ocean won't be the only wet thing around here.
Levi:
Hey you smell like trash can I take you out.
Hanji:
I think you're UNBELIEVABLE HOT
Erwin:
Today I want you to be in command
Connie:
Everytime I see you I got a Springer in my pants-
Annie:
I'll make you harder than my crystal.
Bertholdt:
My Titan Form isn't the only thing that's colossal-
Reiner:
Do you want me to take down your walls?
Jean:
My face isn't the only thing that gets compared to a horse.
Marco:
You can be my other half!
Sasha:
I'd compare my love for you to food-!
But I wouldn't know where to starf...
Historia:
I'm sorry but I'm taken good bye.
Ymir:
Roses are red,
I'm lesbo for you,
Today we're gonna screw.
WHICH WAS THE BEST?!
MOMMA OUT-
*logs out*