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"sweet. you should hit me up when you do. i can already tell that you have great taste in photo candidates," lix said, laughing as he did. it wasn't hard to tell something was off about lix. between the way he looked, the way he carried himself, the mirrored sunglasses he always wore, and the fact that 'lookalikes' of him had been cropping up throughout history, there was something pretty suspicious about him. lix didn't mind; he'd honestly stopped caring about all that a while ago.
"me? financial advisor," lix said, flashing the man another white, even grin. "i tell people what to do with their money and then both me and the people get rich off it." it was a gross oversimplification, but when one had known the stock market as long as lix had, it was actually pretty easy. "never did introduce myself. i'm lix. tetrax," he said, extending a hand. "before you say anything, yeah, i know. it's biblical. and my dad's a real asshole."
// also as a general heads-up lix is one of my more swear-y characters so he cusses a lot more than i normally would / a lot of my other anons so if that makes you uncomfy or anything please feel free to lmk!!