"Hi I'm ThE iDiOt"

"I want you to take your bullshit outside and /beat/ yourself with it"

"Fuck you, I wanna /do/ the ocean!"

"So, that day Mark came over...and he didn't just come over"

"Marks are good for sex" - buzzfeed lady that knows her shit

"I'm the prime?!?!"

"BITCH I SEE MARKIPLIER *screech* MY DADDY" - my new favorite person besides Mark and Shane 

"I WiLl ShAvE FuCk"

"Am I like in extreme shook?"

"What is a Darkiplier?" - Google

"Wanna hit it from the back, let me arch my back, once I arch my back that mean attack this pussy" - cupcakKe

"My panties stuck in my ass, so I pulled them down to show him the pearl, make his pubic hairs curl fast" - cupcakKe

"Wanna stuff you with my prick" - roleplay Mark

"Everybody open up your butts" - Shane

"It also Fam, Fam is having a fAmtastic time"

"Watch how wide I can spread my butthole!"- My Daddy Mark 

"They've been through more than hell. They've been up Satan's ass and out his mouth, then back down out his ass"

"He's going into porn" - Grandma 

"Imma check out Jacksepticharry, instead of the lIe of Markiharry"

"We should start a cult, worshiping Marks dick"

"Venus is the new penis"

"I'll throw Jack out, because he's trash"

"my mouth just orgasmed"

Queens: @-folieaandy, Shane, and cupcakKe