lil' ro'meave/zvahl

//WHOA WAIT WTF
          
          IN GOOD LUCK CHARLIE
          CHARLIE'S FULL NAME IS CHARLOTTE ELIZABETH DUNCAN
          I SWEAR TO GOD THIS WASN'T INTENTIONAL

forget this existed oops 

charlotte: *shoots nerf gun at the sky, breaking something*
          
          malachi: tHIS IS WHY LEVIN DOESN'T FUCKING LOVE YOU

charlotte: *stubs toe* fuCK
          
          malachi: lANGUAGE
          
          charlotte: oh my irene my tOE HAS GOTTEN STABBED, OH THE FUCKS

//i'm imagining 'blow us all away' with charlotte as philip, garroth as alex, brian as eacker, malachi and levin as the girls philip confronted, and laur as eliza(dante's angelica)-

malachi, alexis and levin are at six flags or somethin'-
          
          alexis: the lines are soo long-
          
          levin: what should we do about it?
          
          alexis: *lays down, sticking her leg up* pull me
          
          levin and malachi: *glances at each other with an annoyed look*
          
          malachi: *sighs*
          
          malachi: *grabs alexis's left foot*
          
          levin: *grabs alexis's right foot*
          
          charlotte,gliding past on a scooter because she broke her foot: peasants

dante: if murder was legal, i would've killed someone by now
          
          charlotte: murder isn't legal and i've still killed people-

charlotte: the only hetero ship i approve of is dante-chan
          
          dante: *chokes on a cupcake kc made him*

levin: i'M A LORD! WHEEEEEEEEE!
          
          charlotte: he's..not the choice i would've gone with

charlotte: hey danteeeeeeeee?
          
          dante: what's up?
          
          charlotte: it's 2018
          
          dante: and?
          
          charlotte: where the fuck are the alien potatoes bitch they were supposed to arrive last year-