internet cult leader.

woah, hi all, it’s been a hot minute LMFAO
          
          i think randomly i remember to log in like... every couple of years lol but with everything that’s going on i hope you’re all staying safe and taking care of yourselves! 

This account has 333 followers rn oml

y'all im not dan isn't that obvious

This isn't Dan Howell, but he does have a account.

Hey xx

R u a real fan howell

boyyyy, haven't been on what's new

hello hello

TURNS OUT I'VE BEEN PLAYING MYSELF FOR OVER TWO YEARS. dammit, tumblr. i wasn't educated.

oops.