daddy

look i dont mean to sound rude
          
          but your fucking cringey twelve year old need to sit the fuck down
          
          "hai daddyyyy~ >.<"  will get you blocked
          
          "hey dude your pretty cool, wanna be mates" will get you blocked
          
          "you're really mysterious, can we get to know eachother?" WILL GET YOU B L O C K E D

Kate Middleton low-key a freak

the sentence
          
          dont fucking swear
          
          makes me
          
          angry
          
          because
          
          you
          
          just
          
          swore,
          
          bitch

i can be entertaining when i want to

reasons why i refuse to cut my hair:
          
          its fun to style
          it makes me feel human 
          ponytails low-key turn me on like yes pull my hair back
          hair pulling kink um,
          significant other loves it
          and last but not least
          
          i can dip dye it
          
          even though my work only allows natural colours
          
          my hairs officially naturally pink hello

one glass turned into twelve and now im sitting at my office crying bc my hEAD HURTS (im not actually crying, i dont cry)

you're so savage i aspire to be you

a tip from an experienced adult :
          
          don't trust dentists that are not on a main road

apparently theres been a teenager posting shit with my name in it, someone get his parents please thanks
          
          
          
          
          plus, you dont fucking know me, we've spoken twice and we never got along so you turn to me being a chick? get a life please this is adorable and all but it gets a little old at times.
          
          put your whole "im going to expose people" phase away and go improve your grades, 
          
          
          oh and next time you wanna fucking post about like five people please have actual evidence. 
          
          claiming to have heard the same voice isnt enough evidence you stupid child
          
          
          
          please, if you cant handle the internet then get off it, i dont want to make you cry so this is a simple message saying back the fuck up before you get smacked the fuck up
          
          thank you, 
          
          daniel

well fUCK ME UP
          
          i hate work someone stab me