-daria

@screwlevi best friends always finds away.

@screwlevi I have strap one oh.

@screwlevi it makes babies and you pee from it.

@screwlevi I'll give you phone, when you give me penis or food.

@screwlevi can i borrow your penis?

@bobby- who said you could take my virginity. 
          I mean -coughs- my gold at end of my huge rainbow?

@bobby- -rides a rainbow to mc donalds -

@bobby- -throws condoms at you- be free.

@bobby- always yours bobby. ;)