dogsoft™

hApPy CuMiNg oUt dAy (ik it’s late but whatever)
          Ya bitch is bisexual-demisexual yo

I’m just gonna go like
          die
          ok bi

But with you, my dear 
          I’m safe and we’re 
          A million miles
          Away. 

My aunt just described my gay cousin as, “half girl” I’m not sure if I should be laughing or screaming