I was annoying my cousin yesterday and our convo went like this...
Me: Hey
Him: Hey
Me: wanna watch vine?
Him:ok
*its that one juan vine where the guy is like, do you know jesus loves you? So juan goes, Jesús, do you love me cousin? To his cousin across the street and hes like no i hate u"
Him: did yo know that jesus loves you?
Me: do yo u love me cousin?
Him: no, i hate you. I'd sell you to Satan for a corn chip.
Me; Hey, thats not in the vine!
Him: fine, a family sized bag of corn chips