-flordemayo

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Reading smut while listening to Bed Chem is NOOOOOT a good idea, that shit willl have you OVULATING

-flordemayo

OMG CINDY LOU WHO JUST STARTED PLAYING IN MY HEAD NOOOO :’(
          
          imma need my whole Sabrina Carpenter playlist, a bottle of tequila, and my whole folder of Tom Hardy edits to cleanse my soul after reading the last chapter of Liar LMFAO

-flordemayo

*Freddie calling Clarissa beautiful*
          
          Me instantly: ugh fine (‿¤‿)