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..  i..  hmph,  i  don’t  know  what  you  mean!  just..  wanting..  to  sit  here  with  you..  

not  sure  what  you  mean..  but  i  promise!  i  did  just  miss  you!  can..  can  i  not  just  love  on  my  boyfriend?  i..  im  not  worked  up!  

tsk,  of  course  i  have!  when  aren’t  i  good?  hm..  oh,  n..  nothing!  just..  missed  you,  is  all!  ..  did  i  bother  you?  

wow,  haha,  y’know,  your..  lap  looks..  empty.  and  i..  need  a  place  to  sit.  so  you  know—  can,  can  i— 

c’mon,  say  em  to  me!  im  not  stupid,  i  wanna  hear  you  say  the  cute  nicknames,  it’d  be  adorable.

you  just  said  i  could!  mixed  signals,  man..  what  nicknames  will  you  allow  then,  huh?

omg  my  little  shnookums,  my  sugar  bear,  love  of  my  LIFE..  so  many  nickname  choices

no!  i’m  sorry,  but  i’ll  stop,  i  promise!  :(  i  love  you  and  i  PINKIEEEE  promise  i  won’t  call  you  “bro”  anymore,  ..  but  can  i  use  those  other  nicknames  

it  should,  because  you  love  me  sooooo much  that  you’d  let  me.  c’mon,  you  call  me  nicknames  all  the  time!!  ..  are  you  sure?  judging  by  the  context,  that  didn’t  sound  like  you  called  me  “cute”  

no—  please  don’t,  i’m  sorry!  i’ll  stop,  for  real,,  you  gotta  let  me  slide  with  one  of  those  nicknames  one  day,  theyre  CUTE.  ..  so  what’d  you  say  then?