𝙆𝙇𝘼𝙐𝙎 .

why would i ever lend *you* a toothbrush , god —

/     @worstghostever     . 
            
                       fuck hygiene    ,      am i right     ?     ?        i’ll brush my teeth the day you can actually lend me a toothbrush     ,       benny boy      .       i’m short on cash at the moment    . . .     

/     @teenagedrumor    . 
            
                      that’s what people call me    . 

@-ghostseeingjunkie ;
            
            caspian nodded in understanding ,  sighing slightly and composing themself .  they took klaus' hand ,  slowly rising to their feet .  a small grin crept onto their lips .  " alright .   sounds good to me . "  they said softly ,  following four's lead to the other room .

/   @empatheticss    .
            
                  ''    luther and diego fight all the time   ,     you didn't rile up anything new   .    and luther won't come after you   ,    alright   ?   ?     ''    klaus stared into their eyes  ,   ''   alright   ?   ''    he said once again for confirmation before standing up  &&.  helping caspian up to their feet    .    ''   how about we ask mom to make us some ice cream   ?  ?     yeah   ?  ?    let's  --  let's not dwell on it   . . .    ice cream fixes everything   .    ''    he smiled at both his siblings   .     he didn't like seeing any of them upset    .     ever    .

@-ghostseeingjunkie ;
            
            " i don't like to ,  but i would do anything to put luther in his place . "  number six commented with a shrug ,  folding his arms on his chest .  " i guess you're right .  diego is pretty angry ,  too ,  it'll probably get luther to back off . "
            
            " i'm sorry for this .  i - i never wanted anyone to fight . . . "  caspian sniffled ,  wiping their eyes .  " none of you have to do anything to defend me .  if luther comes after me ,  so be it .  i'll figure something out . "

/   i   am   very  late   but   —   high   ? 

/  im late but high pls!

//bro please!

/       @HardlyAlivee     . 
            
                      klaus had a lollipop in his mouth     ,        his skinny legs dangling over the edge of his mouth     .        he stared up at the ceiling in deep thought    ,      his eyes squinting     .      “     oh shit    ,      how    —     “     he sat up     ,       dazed     .       he had one brain cell so it took a few minutes to process it      .        “     is water wet    ?      if i punch myself in the arm &&. it hurts am i strong or weak     ?    ?        “  

* he couldn't help but grin & crossed his arms * so , you driving this time ? you did pretty damn well back there with the ice cream truck for someone who says he can't drive .

/     @realmenthrowknives     . 
             
                      yayyy     !      *      he clapped his hands     ,     satisfied      .       *       cheers to being dumbasses      !        i love quality bro time      .  

yeah , like you didn't lick a nine-volt battery thinking it'd give you pubes . eh , what the hell . let's go drink to our failures !

/     @anecdochee     . 
            
                    *      he sniffled      .      *     you’re so clueless     ,       it’s so cute     .       of course i did     .        *     he pinched his cheeks softly     .       *      fuck yeah you will     ,      you have  /   me   /   to teach you    .       i’ll teach you the ways of memes   ,    vines &&. tik tok     ,      so do not fret    ,      young one    . 

oh   .   that’s   .   .   .   interesting   .    did you press F for me   ?    *   he tilted his head slightly   ,   his eyebrows furrowing in confusion before he shook his head    *    i’ll figure all of this out soon enough    !     

/    @anecdochee     . 
            
                             *     he scratched the top of his head     .      *     oh   —    oh    ,     you know    ,       like    .    .     .     press F to pay respect     ?   ?       *      he stared at him     ,       blinking a couple of times    .      *     like rest in peace   —   ?      never mind     —        *      he put his hand on his shoulder    .      *     i’ll teach you the ways of becoming a meme master     .      

/      @chaoticnormal      . 
            
                               welcome to the life of a medium      .     *       he hummed &&. stared down at his black nails     ,       thinking      .       *       rarely     .        ben is tolerable     .        sometimes i see children who are clueless to the fact that they’re dead      ,       &&.   i play with them for a while      .  

okay ,  jesus christ .  that’s. . .  pretty horrible .  are there any good encounters with ghosts that you’ve had ?? 

/     @chaoticnormal       . 
            
                            last time i did that they scratched me in places i didn’t think they could even reach     or find consensual      —        diego thought i had a jolly     ,         good time that night        .