❝Is he looking at me? Are you threatening
me? You know what I'm going to do. I'm going to break
off an extra large branch of mountain ash, wrap it in 
wolfbane, roll it in mistletoe and shove it right up your-❞

❝You don't remember me do you? 
I guess I look a little different from the fourth grade.❞

❝Great. I'm an alpha with performance issues.❞

||in which one girl has nothing better to do other than obsess over tv shows and cry about how hot everyone is and how she wants to be like them and then write about them||

❝I mean I see why your worried, he's really hot. 
He's got like great hair, perfect body. You should
defiantly feel threatened. ❞

❝You are not even worth the calories I burn talking 
to you.❞

❝Dear Diary, a chipmunk asked me my name today.
I told him it was Joe. That lie will haunt me forever.❞