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its 2am and here i am, watching the Karate Kid

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The greatest magicians have something to learn
          From mister mistoffelees' conjuring turn
          And we all say
          Oh! Well I never was there ever a cat so clever as magical mister Mistoffelees
          Oh! Well I never was there ever a cat so clever as magical mister Mistoffelees
          He is quiet he is small he is black
          From his ears to the tip of his tail
          He can creep through the tiniest crack
          He can walk on the narrowest rail
          He can pick any card from a pack
          He is equally cunning with dice
          He is always deceiving you into believing that he's only hunting for mice
          He can play any trick with a cork
          Or a spoon and a bit of fish paste
          If you look for a knife or a fork
          And you think it is merely misplaced
          You have seen it one moment and then it is gone
          You find it next week lying out on the lawn
          And we all say
          Oh! Well I never was there ever a cat so clever as magical mister mistoffelees
          Oh! Well I never was there ever a cat so clever as magical mister mistoffelees
          His manner is vague and aloof
          You would think there is nobody shyer,
          But his voice has been heard on the roof
          When he was curled up by the fire
          And he's sometimes been heard by the fire
          When he was about on the roof
          (At least we all heard that somebody purred)
          Which is incontestable proof
          Of his singular magical powers
          And I've known the family to call
          Him in from the garden for hours
          When he was asleep in the hall
          And not long ago this phenomenal cat
          Produced seven kittens right out of a hat
          And we all say
          Oh! Well I never was there ever a cat so clever as magical mister Mistoffelees
          Oh! Well I never was there ever a cat so clever as magical mister Mistoffelees
          Oh! Well I never was there ever a cat so clever as magical mister Mistoffelees
          Oh! Well I never was there ever a cat so clever as magical mister Mistoffelees
          Ladies and gentlemen
          I give you the marvelous, magical mr. Mistoffelees