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Please come back 🥲

life when youre not reading a slop book is actually torture

i hate writing so bad

everyone wants an older brother because 'omg he'll look out for you' well one time i had a guy over and i needed the netflix verification code so i texted my brother to which he facetimed me to which i switched to normal call and so he figured out i was on a date so instead of giving me the code like a normal person he dolled out each digit one by one to be like 'the first number is le bron's jersey number in 2017' and it genuinely took 15 minutes and he was on speaker and my date was right next to me the whole time. 
          
          safe to say i am not dating that guy

call me george rr martin for the way i never finish what i'm writing

what a writing pipeline i've done from writing characters who will only love and betray each other to two absolute idiots going at each other's throats because 'you blew up my parking spot'

essepook

writing is lowk so insane <3

There was a time when I worked 3 customer service jobs at 16 and I saw the same lady at all three of them in the span of 24 hours and then she called me a slur so I said “thats a bit odd to say” and she gave me a 200% tip. I think of her often

think i might actually write that superhero rom com ... #unemployed life