I am an old soul 
Who loves you
To the point
Where I'd....

WTF, REWIND

hah, kidding. 
jake is an annoying twat
who loves to irritate 
the living hell outta people.

he will find a way
to get under your skin
like a parasite.
but the good kind of parasite.

Seriously. 

if you don't believe us
then send him a message
and make it interesting.
actually, ask him about 
how he almost got a speeding ticket...
or how he got him and PEARCY (shortie) 
kicked out of four stores.

really though.
message him. 
follow him.
love him.
worship him.
I'm hypnotizing you all.

stop reading,
go talk to him.
now!

and he absolutely adores 
D I S N E Y
and Tangled.
along with peaceful strolls on the beach
when the waves lap at his feet
and the seagulls squall.

just kidding...

or am I? 

but if you don't feel like 
you want to bump his head 
over Niagara Falls
then, well, you didn't make the cut.
So scadaddle on out of here.

Oh and these are his 
M A R S H M A L L O W
P       E       E       P        S #PercythePear  #Isabellathebobby #Jennathekitten #sammytheturtle #makenathemacaroni #angemytwinandmine #isabeltheoldlady #weareouttahere #followthesmurf #Jakewearskhakis
↻ sammy is the founder ↺ #jakeapprovesofthis #idontreallyworkinstatefarm 

by the way, jake is 
madly in love with 
people who eat their 
own shit and his so
make sure you tell
him that if you want
to get a kiss from him. 
>> jenna, the greatest girl, wrote 
this beautiful part <<
▪~▪~▪
I have no hate
For my best fren, Jake.
I love him more
Than I love s'mores.
When I'm in a bad mood,
He'll buy me food.
He makes me happy 
Even though he can be sappy.
He nearly went to jail,
But I would be the one to bail
Him out.
I call him my Piss Offer,
He's a really good scoffer. 
I'm running out of things to say,
So I'll just say you take my breath away
Whenever you make me laugh too much.
Hey, you should get me some lunch.
BUT DONT GET ME MACARONI 

^my best fren and girlfriend @mamacroni- is a poet^
5.25.17 ❤
~~~~ #IamPansexual