-kanrojii

IM JUST LAYING IN MY BED AND MY BROTHER WONT STOP STEPPING ON MY LEGS HELP ME

-kanrojii

DONT YOU MISS ME??
          
          MORE THAN YOU KNOWW
          
          THEN JUMP IN THE WATER AND KISS ME
          
          PENELOPE IVE TOLD YOU THIS BEFORE YOU KNOW IM AFRAID OF THE WATERR
          
          ILL MAKE SURE YOU ARE SAFE AND SOUND COME PLAY WITH ME AND OUR DAUGHTER AND WATCH OUR LOVE LEAVE THE GROUNDD
          
          OH I WOULD BUT ID BE SUFFERING TRYING TO FLOAT THE WHOLE TIME
          
          I WOULD TAKE THE SUFFERING FROM YOUU
          
          YOU KNOW THAT I PREFER MY FEET ON THE GROUND 
          
          I WILL TAKE THE SUFFERING FROM YOU
          
          FINE BUT ONLY IF YOU ANSWER A QUESTION OR TWO..
          
          
          of course!
          
          okay, so let's say i was on the run or hiding
          from, i don't know, poseidon
          and let's say he blocked the way home
          with giant waves and giant storms
          
          oh, no!
          
          how am i to evade him?
          how am i to get home?
          which route should i take?
          where am i supposed to go?
          
          HE WILL CHASE YOU HIGH AND LOW SO FIND A PLACE HE’D NEVER GO THE ONE WAY YOULL GET HOME IS SAILING WHERE HES SCARED TO ROAMM
          
          OH
          
          ITS THROUGH THE LAIR OF SCYLLAAA
          
          no..
          
          this is your only way home
          the lair of scylla
          
          but scylla has a cost..
          
          well, you asked and now you know!
          
          now jump in the water!!
          
          PENELOPE WHY?? YOU KNOW IM TOO SHY AND TERRIFIED
          
          I WOULD TAKE THE SUFFERING FROM YOU
          
          OOH FOR YOU I WOULD DIE BUT CANT YOU LET ME STAY DRY?
          
          I CAN TAKE THE SUFFERING FROM YOU
          
          YOU SHOULD COME ONTO THE SHIP WE’LL JUMP AT THE SAME TIME
          
          I WILL TAKE THE SUFFERING FROM YOU
          
          ah, the things i do for you..
          
          
          
          
          
          
          
          
          
          
          
          CUT THE CHARADE YOU ARE NO WIFE OF MINE—

-kanrojii

@its_akane_ but while you were so focused on turning my men into snacks
            you didn't notice that your friends got snatched
            what?
            we are a different beast now, we are the ones who feast now
            no more of us deceased, 'cause we won't take more suffering from you
            we are the man-made monsters, we are the ones who conquer
            you are a threat no longer, we won't take more suffering from you!
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its_akane_

@-kanrojii You've been tryin' to take my life this whole time
            I know underwater, there are packs of you hiding
            Yeah, I know exactly what you are, a siren
            My real wife knows I'm not scared of the water
            And my real wife knows I don't have a daughter!
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-spitpuppyy

ssince my accs deactivaged on insta until after dec or so merry christmas !!! ily!!!

-kanrojii

@-spitpuppyy the book is saving maghan by d j palmer!!!!
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-spitpuppyy

@-kanrojii what book.... ALSO ILYMMMMM!!!!!!! HOPE YOU HAVE A WONDERFUL DAY MWAHHH
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-kanrojii

@-spitpuppyy merry christmas ilyt!! (my parents gave me presents early and i got a book i so excited to read it!!!!)
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