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━ i just found this gem on Pinterest I can’t stop laughing:
When Lucius finally loses it:
Scorpius: I'm gay and I think I love Albus Potter.
Lucius: Of course you do. You wouldn't be a fucking Malfoy in this day and age if you don't come out as gay and confess your love for a Potter. Go be with Albus, Scorpius and please, for the love of Merlin, go give birth to a son and make sure another Potter is born so he can come to me and tell me he's gay too and just LOVES a Potter. You know what? Fuck it.
Let's just change our last name to Potter. That might make things 10x easier.
Draco: FATHER!
Lucius: *calls to Narcissa* Hey, Narcissa? I'm sorry, I have to leave you because confessing our love to a Potter has become a new Malfoy tradition!
Scorpius: ....what is happening?