-lagombreeze

WATTPAD IS BANNING SMUT??

B1ana1sC00l

@-lagombreeze Only certain smut not all
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mazewriterrr

Read the policy properly and then you’ll understand 
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-lagombreeze

WATTPAD IS BANNING SMUT??

B1ana1sC00l

@-lagombreeze Only certain smut not all
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mazewriterrr

Read the policy properly and then you’ll understand 
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━ i just found this gem on Pinterest I can’t stop laughing:
          
          When Lucius finally loses it:
          Scorpius: I'm gay and I think I love Albus Potter.
          Lucius: Of course you do. You wouldn't be a fucking Malfoy in this day and age if you don't come out as gay and confess your love for a Potter. Go be with Albus, Scorpius and please, for the love of Merlin, go give birth to a son and make sure another Potter is born so he can come to me and tell me he's gay too and just LOVES a Potter. You know what? Fuck it.
          Let's just change our last name to Potter. That might make things 10x easier.
          Draco: FATHER!
          Lucius: *calls to Narcissa* Hey, Narcissa? I'm sorry, I have to leave you because confessing our love to a Potter has become a new Malfoy tradition!
          Scorpius: ....what is happening?