"wait, can only virgins see this stuff? is that why i'm not seeing this shit?"
"jesus ron, just because you've got the emotional range of a teaspoon doesn't mean we all have."
"i believe the answer to that question, like the answer to most questions, is fuck you!" 
"well, pardon me young man, excuse the shit out of my goddamn french, but did you just threaten me?"
"i have no gene for giving a damn."

all of my characters are named after locations on earth:)