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Don’t be fucking *weakly smacks with purse repeatedly* RUDE. Don’t be fucking rude. 

New Roleplay
          https://www.wattpad.com/story/233210228

Going offline. Probably for a while.

My love life is so pathetic, I get jealous of roleplay relationships.

I said whoever threw that paper, your mom’s a hoe!

*pours a box of Life cereal but lemons come out*
          
          wElL wHeN LiFe gIvEs yOu lEmOnS 

Would anyone like to do a pjo Hunger Games AU?

Mothertrucker, dude. That hurt like a buttcheek on a stick

WHO THE HELL PUT THE MUFFINS IN THE FREEZER?

Happy birthday to our very own super-sized McShizzle... Leo Valdez!