XXIII. introvert. aries.
sleepy night owl▪expert daydreamer▪forgetful

n o v e l s :
"The Students Teacher" - coming December 2017

          ❝You wear your skin like it's too tight.❞

    I am a vibrant person, often answering to the name of Lucy. I'm fluent in six different languages, I write award-winning musicals in the early hours of the morning and I am the subject of numerous documentaries. I build replicas of The Eiffel tower in my spare time. Using only a small glass of water and a hair clip, I single handedly protected a small village in the Amazon from a ferocious tiger. I once read the entire Harry Potter series in one day and still had time to refurbish an entire dining room set in the evening. I have survived two lightening strikes to the chest, and saved a baby from a burning building. I sleep once a week, with my eyes open. I have performed several skilled missions with the CIA and FBI. I am feared by Brazilian Terrorists due to my godlike ninja skills. Many years ago, I discovered the meaning of life, but forgot to write it down. I have performed open-heart surgery, made friends with Big Foot, and met Johnny Cash. Oh yeah, and I'm pretty down-right awesome.