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"No one tell Rick I'm mentioning this, but I just remembered this. He can't always say granted, he pronounces it as granite. Three times I remember."

-mortiest-morty-

"I'm back from another dimension. Hopefully Rick isn't mad that I used his portal gun."

1NS4N3-_-PYR4M1DS

@-mortiest-morty- 
            "Well, have you been to Gravity Falls?" He asked. "I don't think Rick would expect me to go somewhere so obvious. And why would you go there either? It's the perfect hideout! And I have snacks!"
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@1NS4N3-_-PYR4M1DS \\
            "It's up to you. I've been almost everywhere. Besides the places Rick has been the least."
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@-mortiest-morty- 
            "You read my mind, kid! Where to?"
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"I just saw one of Summer's old ex-boyfriend.. I still hate him. Screw Ethan."

-mortiest-morty-

@3V1L-M0RTY \\
            "Ethan is a jerk who deserves to be hated. Especially how he treated Summer."
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@-mortiest-morty- 
            "I've heard of protective older brothers but never a protective younger brother."
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"So I was in fact kidnapped, but not by any Rick this time! I missed Snuffles."

C-137-

@-mortiest-morty- 
            “You don’t- you don’t need some-some dumb dog!”
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@C-137- 
            "I missed him! It's been too long, Rick!"
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“The dog?! You went off with the dog?!”
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/mind if I drop a starter?
          
          The orange and red dressed demon would be walking around looking a bit lost until he saw the garage where Morty was. "Excuse me there young one,would you mind telling me where I am? I somehow keep finding myself outside of where I'm supposed to be."

-mortiest-morty-

"Merry Christmas,  in case I get kidnapped by another Rick or by aliens."

3V1L-M0RTY

@-mortiest-morty- 
            "Don't get another lightsaber."
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“Merry Christmas you little shit” rick laughed and pat his head
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Rick had broken into Morty’s room like usual in the middle of the night. Instead of waking him up this time he just passed out on the bed

C-137-

@-mortiest-morty- 
            “No.” He whined pathetically
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@C-137- \\
            "Damn it- Grandpa, come on.." He pulled himself, trying to free his shirt.
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@-mortiest-morty- 
            He grabbed onto the edge of Morty’s shirt, trying to stop him
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-mortiest-morty-

"So, um.. Some random Rick kidnapped me. It was weird."

3V1L-M0RTY

@-mortiest-morty- 
            ××That's good!××
            
            "Don't bring Zeta into this. He's from a weird opposite dimension where Jerry was in charge being the smart one." He snapped, crossing his own arms and narrowing his eyes at the other. "He is different. But like I said, the majority is awful. Your random points don't change that."
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@3V1L-M0RTY 
            With a bit more soup and medicine,  he should be up to his shenanigans once again. \\
            He went quiet,  looking down with crossed arms. "Yeah, but those two are just like that. Because they want to. And some others.. But what about that Rick you have? He's not like them at all."
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@-mortiest-morty- 
            [Ah- hope he's okay!]
            
            "Yeah, yeah whatever. That doesn't change the fact that majority of them are shit. You got lucky, Morty, and even then you didn't. Your original Rick is the worst Rick, and the only reason you found the one you have now is because he was hunting down your Rick. Now look at all that information and tell me Ricks aren't awful."
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