-natalics

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idk what glimmer fics is but i’m having fun reading random stories on it and doing the most unhinged chaotic shit to the characters

-natalics

nobody: 
          	  me in a dark romance: “OKAY HOT DARK EVIL SPIRIT VAMPIRE DUDES EITHER SPEED THIS UP OR IM BONING MY NEIGHBOR”
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-natalics

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soooo…one of my guy best friends kissed me…twice…?
          
          and he’s MARRIED??? but lemme explain 
          
          i will preface this by saying i HAVE kissed his wife…multiple times before & i’ve kissed him once or twice but it was always funny haha and with other people around & like i thought it was weird after the fact (i was blackout drunk at the event these kisses happened at and i actually don’t remember them happening)
          
          anyways
          
          so he used to not be able to like handle vapes so we would do that trick where you…exhale and the other person inhales the vape & he wanted to do that. i thought “weird you can hit the vape now but okay” cause…im really drunk even as im typing this 
          
          well all of this sudden THIS MANS TONGUE IS IN MY MOUTH???? & i’d like pull away and i’m PULLED BACK IN??? 
          
          and when bros tongue is finally out of my mouth he’s like “i just wanted to do that” & im literally eye mouth eye emoji cause his brother & his brothers friend JUST LEFT THE ROOMMMMM
          
          im like “…did you get PERMISSION FROM YOUR WIFE FIRST BECAUSE SHES ASLEEP AND IIII WASNT THERE FOR THIS CONVERSATION” 
          
          & he says something along the lines of “i always have permission with you” WHAT
          
          anyways so whatever a while passes im like “okay good it’s a one time thing bros just still fucked yo whatever” & his brother & friend came back we were vibing for a couple hours & then they fall asleep
          
          MY CHAIR IS SWIVELED AND THERES A TONGUE IN MY MOUTH AGAIN????
          
          & ONCE AGAIN EYE MOUTH EYE TERROR FAWN RESPONSE IM DRUNK CONFUSED AND TIRED.
          
          i actually am able pull away this time after multiple times of me kinda pulling back and he said something like “i just couldn’t help myself” SIR IM TRYNA GO TO BEDDDDD
          
          anyways he blew me an air mattress up and now im sleeping and im scared cause why did this happen and i think it would’ve been one thing if like…his wife was there and like…she and i were giggling making jokes first like usual but nooo this came OUT OF LEFT FIELD

TheClutsyGinger

@-natalics I think the THREE of you need to sit and have a sober conversation lol
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-natalics

@TheClutsyGinger HAHAHA i’m still here but im fine just lowk hungry
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-natalics

ariana grande you ruin that marriage & i’ll ignore every bad thing you’ve ever done tbh

-natalics

@BayEra1 aaron taylor johnson and the weird lady
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gaymfk

@-natalics plss i hope he gets his freedom from nosferatu
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-natalics

when xu minghao peaks at his spotify and sees his top listeners and sees me up there with 6.5K minutes…and then he looks at seventeen and sees me up there with 25K minutes…for just 2025 alone…um…i have no way to defend myself 

-natalics

every time i hear a teen wolf comeback kennedy spawns in my dreams like a sleep paralysis demon
          
          no matter how many times i disappear on this app i am DETERMINED to finish starting line EVEN IF IT TAKES ME TIL IM 45 CAUSE IT KEEPS COMING BACK

voidnovaa

ill be having lily continue my legacy and finishing inheritance 
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-natalics

the life of a showgirl tracks as my ocs!!
          
          1. the fate of ophelia: indigo henderson & steve harrington | kennedy hale & stiles stilinski | sadie mccullough & damon salvatore
          
          2. elizabeth taylor: faith auclair & allison argent | indigo henderson & steve harrington
          
          3: opalite: kennedy hale & stiles stilinski | hazel greenwood & elena gilbert | iris mcknight & lizzie saltzman
          
          4: father figure: faith auclair | indigo henderson | kennedy hale | anastasia king/mikaelson | katherine valentine
          
          5: eldest daughter: juliet sallow & sarah cameron | lena kirby & hope mikaelson
          
          6: ruin the friendship: kennedy hale & isaac lahey | hazel greenwood & stefan salvatore | sadie mccullough & mikey manson | indigo henderson & eddie munson | katherine valentine & landon kirby
          
          7: actually romantic: faith auclair | emilia blossom | katherine valentine
          
          8: wi$h li$t: kennedy hale & stiles stilinski | indigo henderson & steve harrington | faith auclair & stiles stilinski
          
          9: wood: emilia blossom & sweet pea | kennedy hale & stiles stilinski | and if i said faith auclair & allison argent but its from allison’s perspective…
          
          10: CANCELLED!: kennedy hale | faith auclair | hazel greenwood & sadie mccullough | indigo henderson & yoon sungcheol | katherine valentine | literally all of my ocs lowkeyyyy
          
          11: honey: faith auclair & stiles stilinski | danielle tyler & lydia martin 
          
          12: the life of a showgirl: literally all of them

-TheRavenclaw_Queen-

@-natalics they would've been so good together 
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-TheRavenclaw_Queen-

@-natalics Ruin the friendship for Kennedy and Issac hurts
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-natalics

how come whenever i try to open comments on my fics it doesn’t work
          
          and half the times comments don’t load at all like IM TRYING TO GIGGLE

boyburns

it’s some glitch you can’t click view as a reader to see comments the only way it seems to work is by putting it into your library and reading it through there
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-natalics

@ilovehorrormoves i can’t even do THAT half the time like i’ll try to go into the story and look and comments flat out won’t load like WHAT IS UP WITH YALL WATTPAD
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-natalics

@bnnyskirt literally gonna make me lose my marbles 
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