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ʜᴀʀʀʏ sᴛʏʟᴇs ᴀɴᴅ ᴇᴅᴡᴀʀᴅ sᴛʏʟᴇs. ᴛʜᴇʏ ᴀʀᴇ ɴɪɴᴇᴛᴇᴇɴ ᴀɴᴅ ᴠᴇʀʏ ᴇᴀsʏ ᴛᴏ ᴛᴀʟᴋ ᴛᴏ, ᴛʜᴇʏ ʙᴏᴛʜ ʟɪᴋᴇ ᴍᴀᴋɪɴɢ ᴘᴇᴏᴘʟᴇ ғᴇᴇʟ ʙᴇᴛᴛᴇʀ ᴀʙᴏᴜᴛ ᴛʜᴇᴍsᴇʟᴠᴇs ᴀɴᴅ ᴛʜᴇʏ ᴊᴜsᴛ ᴄᴀʀᴇ. ʜᴀʀʀʏ ɪs ᴇɴɢᴀɢᴇᴅ ᴛᴏ ʜɪs ғɪᴀɴᴄé, ᴊᴀᴅᴇ. ᴇᴅᴡᴀʀᴅ. ᴄᴀʟʟ ʜɪᴍ ᴇᴅᴅɪᴇ ʟᴏᴠᴇs ɪɴɴᴏᴄᴇɴᴛ ɢɪʀʟs. ᴇᴅᴡᴀʀᴅ ɪs ᴛᴀᴋᴇɴ ᴀɴᴅ ᴠᴇʀʏ ʜᴀᴘᴘʏ. ᴛʜᴇʏ ᴀʀᴇ ʙᴏᴛʜ ᴠᴇʀʏ ᴄᴏᴏʟ, ᴍᴇssᴀɢᴇ ᴛʜᴇᴍ.

ɴɪᴀʟʟ ʜᴏʀᴀɴ, ᴀɴᴅ ʜɪs ʙʀᴏᴛʜᴇʀ, ᴊᴀᴍᴇs. ᴛʜᴇʏ ᴀʀᴇ sᴏᴍᴇᴛɪᴍᴇs sʜʏ, ʙᴜᴛ ᴛʜᴇʏ ᴀʀᴇ ᴀ ғʟɪʀᴛ ᴡʜᴇɴ ᴛʜᴇʏ sᴇᴇ sᴏᴍᴇᴏɴᴇ ᴛʜᴇʏ ʟɪᴋᴇ, ᴡɪɴᴋ. ᴛʜᴇʏ ᴀʀᴇ ɴɪɴᴇᴛᴇᴇɴ ʏᴇᴀʀs ᴏʟᴅ, ᴀɴᴅ sɪɴɢʟᴇ. ᴛʜᴇʏ ʙᴏᴛʜ ʟɪᴋᴇ ɢɪʀʟs ᴡʜᴏ ᴀʀᴇ ɪɴsᴇᴄᴜʀᴇ, ᴊᴜsᴛ sᴏ ᴛʜᴇʏ ᴄᴏᴜʟᴅ ᴛᴇʟʟ ʜᴇʀ ᴛʜᴀᴛ sʜᴇ's ʙᴇᴀᴜᴛɪғᴜʟ ᴇᴠᴇʀʏᴅᴀʏ. ɴɪᴀʟʟ ʜᴀs ᴇʏᴇs ғᴏʀ sᴏᴍᴇᴏɴᴇ ᴀᴛ ᴛʜᴇ ᴍᴏᴍᴇɴᴛ, ʜᴇ's ᴄʀᴜsʜɪɴɢ. ᴊᴀᴍᴇs ʟɪᴋᴇs ᴄᴜᴅᴅʟᴇs ᴀɴᴅ ᴋɪssᴇs. ʜᴇ ʟᴏᴠᴇs ᴄᴏɴғɪᴅᴇɴᴛ ɢɪʀʟs. ᴍᴇssᴀɢᴇ ᴛʜᴇᴍ!

ᴢᴀʏɴ ᴍᴀʟɪᴋ, ᴡɪᴛʜ ᴀ ʙʀᴏᴛʜᴇʀ ɴᴀᴍᴇᴅ ᴊᴀᴠᴀᴀᴅ. ᴛʜᴇʏ ʙᴏᴛʜ ᴀʀᴇ ɴɪɴᴇᴛᴇᴇɴ ᴀɴᴅ ᴛʜᴇʏ ʟᴏᴠᴇ ᴛᴏ ғʟɪʀᴛ ᴡɪᴛʜ ɢɪʀʟs, ᴢᴀʏɴ ᴄᴀɴ'ᴛ ʙᴇᴄᴀᴜsᴇ ʜᴇ's ᴇɴɢᴀɢᴇᴅ ᴛᴏ ʜɪs ғɪᴀɴᴄé, sᴇʟᴇɴᴀ. ᴛʜᴇ ᴍᴀʟɪᴋ ᴛᴡɪɴs ʜᴀᴠᴇ ʜᴜɢᴇ ʜᴇᴀʀᴛs ᴏɴᴄᴇ ʏᴏᴜ ɢᴇᴛ ᴛᴏ ᴋɴᴏᴡ ᴛʜᴇᴍ. ʏᴏᴜ ᴡɪʟʟ ɴᴏᴛ ʙᴇ ᴀsʜᴀᴍᴇᴅ, ᴍᴇssᴀɢᴇ ᴛʜᴇᴍ! ᴏʜ, ᴀɴᴅ ᴊᴀᴠᴀᴀᴅ ɪs sɪɴɢʟᴇ. ᴡɪɴᴋ. ᴡɪɴᴋ.

ʟᴏᴜɪs ᴀɴᴅ ʜɪs ʙʀᴏᴛʜᴇʀ, ᴄᴏʟʟɪɴ, ᴛʜᴇʏ ᴀʀᴇ ʙᴏᴛʜ ᴠᴇʀʏ sᴀssʏ, ᴛʜᴇʏ ᴀʀᴇ ᴛᴡᴇɴᴛʏ-ʏᴇᴀʀs-ᴏʟᴅ ᴀɴᴅ ʟᴏᴜ' ᴍᴀʀʀɪᴇᴅ, ʜᴇ ʜᴀs ᴛᴡᴏ ᴋɪᴅs, ᴇᴅᴡᴀʀᴅ ᴛᴏᴍʟɪɴsᴏɴ, ᴀɴᴅ ᴅᴀʀᴄʏ ᴛᴏᴍʟɪɴsᴏɴ. ᴄᴏʟʟɪɴ ɪs sɪɴɢʟᴇ, ʜᴇ ᴊᴜsᴛ ʜᴀᴅɴ'ᴛ ғᴏᴜɴᴅ ᴛʜᴇ 'ᴏɴᴇ' ʏᴇᴛ. ᴛʜᴇʏ ᴀʀᴇ ʙᴏᴛʜ ʟᴏᴠᴀʙʟᴇ ᴀɴᴅ ɴɪᴄᴇ, ᴛᴀʟᴋ ᴛᴏ ᴛʜᴇᴍ ғᴏʀ ᴀ ʟɪᴛᴛʟᴇ ʟᴀᴜɢʜ.   

ʟɪᴀᴍ ᴘᴀʏɴᴇ, ᴀɴᴅ ʜɪs ᴛᴡɪɴ ʙʀᴏᴛʜᴇʀ, ᴅʀᴇᴡ ᴀʀᴇ ᴛʀᴏᴜʙʟᴇ ᴍᴀᴋᴇʀs. ᴛʜᴇʏ ʀᴇᴀʟʟʏ sᴏᴍᴇᴛɪᴍᴇs ᴊᴜsᴛ ᴅᴏɴ'ᴛ ᴄᴀʀᴇ. ʙᴜᴛ, ᴀᴛ ᴛɪᴍᴇs ʟɪᴀᴍ ʟᴀʏs ᴀʀᴏᴜɴᴅ ɪɴ ʜɪs ʜᴏᴍᴇ, ᴡᴇᴀʀɪɴɢ ᴀ ʙᴀᴛᴍᴀɴ ᴄᴏsᴛᴜᴍᴇ, ᴇᴀᴛɪɴɢ sᴏᴍᴇ ᴍᴜɴᴄʜɪᴇs. ᴅʀᴇᴡ ᴛʜɪɴᴋs ʟᴏᴠᴇ ᴅᴏᴇsɴ'ᴛ ʀᴇᴀʟʟʏ ᴍᴀᴛᴛᴇʀ. ᴛʜᴇʏ ᴀʀᴇ ʙᴏᴛʜ ɴɪɴᴇᴛᴇᴇɴ ᴀɴᴅ ᴠᴇʀʏ sɪɴɢʟᴇ. ᴍᴇssᴀɢᴇ ᴛʜᴇᴍ ғᴏʀ ғᴜɴ, ʙᴀʙᴇs. 

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