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"Hello Circus boy."

/        @waynesheir 
          
                        wow   ,    how touching     .      no     . 

happy birthday, dick.

it’s my birthday    .     i’m getting old    — 

@-waynesinc follow my bruce wayne anon pls !!

/        @waynesheir 
          
                      you said i could choose    &&.     i choose peppa    .      unless you want jason to see peppa   &&.    end up trying to eat it    ?   

/        @waynesheir 
          
                       nah nah nah    ,      i choose   &&.    live    .      her name’s peppa   .

/       @waynesheir 
          
                      fine    ,     fine    ,     i’ll help you hide the pig    .     but if B hears an oink somewhere in the manor    ,      i’m not gonna pretend to oink for you   —   also   ,    i get to name the pig    . 

/      @waynesheir 
          
                  you can’t just   /   accidentally   /    buy a pig     .       we have to take it to a farm or   ...    at least get a refund    .

/      @waynesheir 
          
                     you   ...  you got a what    ?     how’d you even    —