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I know you just went to watch Shamless but I wanted to let you know that I'm TK now because it seriously is an addiction (haha that's ironic-)
          
          Okay bye love you

I FORGOT ABOUT THIS THEME IT’S PERFECT I LOVE IT THANK YOU PAST AUGUST

Friendy?

IWBYECYCPMDCYKIKYB

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          sue me

“so don’t text me in the middle of the night saying yOu uP because g u e s s  w h a t”
          
          “nEW p̶h̶o̶n̶e̶ thEmE, whO dIS”
          
          
          I’m sorry for that but anyways
          
          yay

I don't know if you want this, so I'm just gonna do it in one post and I'll make it a one-time thing if you want-
          
          Did you ever hear about the dognapping in Chicago? Yeah, he woke up
          
          I wouldn't talk to Thomas right now if I were you. He's madder than a mosquito in a mannequin factory
          
          You know that kid that always hung out with the squirrels? Turns out he was just a nut
          
          I don't trust stairs. They're always up to something
          
          Why can't a nose be 12 inches long? Well because then it would be a foot
          
          This graveyard looks overcrowded. People must be dying to get in
          
          Why did the scarecrow win an award? Because he was outstanding in his field
          
          Did you hear about the guy who invented the knock-knock joke? He won the "no-bell" prize
          
          Get this. I've got a great joke about construction....but I'm still working on it
          
          I'm reading a book about anti-gravity. It's impossible to put down! (I actually had a cat poster that said that once-)
          
          I decided to sell my vacuum cleaner. It was just gathering dust!
          
          You know, people say they pick their nose, but I feel like I was born with mine.
          
          How do astronomers organize a party? They planet
          
          Why can't you trust an atom? Because they make up everything
          
          And lastly:
          Knock knock
          (Who's there?)
          Britney Spears
          (Britney Spears who?)
          Knock knock!
          (...Who's there?)
          oOpS...i DiD iT aGaIn-
          
          
          Love you lots, friendy ❤❤❤
          And remember, stay strong, stay gay, and don't stop believin'

Theme change! I think it’s pretty awesome, but then again my taste has always been questionable. 
          
          I have a dog stuffed animal and I named it Jared, but just today I’ve decided on the last name Winaleckiman because it’s a combination of Winchester, Padalecki, and Kleinman but also because Rae said it sounded like “win a lucky man” and frankly I want Jared to be a gay go getter
          
          That is it for today though 
          Peace out 

The weather had an identity crisis yesterday so I just wanted to let it know that I’m here for it and I understand the weather’s pain

Happy new year everyone!
          
          I’m a little late to the party but hopefully this year doesn’t screw us over like 2020