Hi! I'm Sylvia the Spinach Can!

I'm pansexual, I'm a female, I'm Stanley's assistant, and I write DHMIS fanfics. I post chapters randomly, no schedule! I was originally gonna write tips to not make your teeth go gray, but I guess I just write fanfics about the things that recently happened. I love shipping people. My favorites are Tony x Colin, and Shrignold x Lamp! We just call him Louie, though.