-petersquackson

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guys omg. i’m not dead. but i had an epiphany. genuinely what the fuck was i on all this time ago (it’s only been three years) and why was i snapewife level crazy. like actually. i feel like someone lobotomized me in 2020 and i was genuinely gaslighting myself sooooo bad it’s embarrassing to think about. anyways. i was thinking i should come back on here but im scared a new wave of 13 year olds are writing spider-man fics and i just really really really wanna read some proper, good ass story akin to the poetic and completely heartwrenching fics i used to read on here. pleaseeeeee give me good recs please please please (at my grown ass age too apparently)
          	
          	
          	i learned that wattpad isn’t a disease, bruh
          	
          	it’s the cure
          	
          	do i need 18 months in the gamma lab ??? no. why? because wattpad is the gamma lab and its also how i become the hulk. i dont know what im talking about because im delirious and i should probably drink a little before going to bed, but we’ll see if i actually lock in and start reading on here again. peace

-petersquackson

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guys omg. i’m not dead. but i had an epiphany. genuinely what the fuck was i on all this time ago (it’s only been three years) and why was i snapewife level crazy. like actually. i feel like someone lobotomized me in 2020 and i was genuinely gaslighting myself sooooo bad it’s embarrassing to think about. anyways. i was thinking i should come back on here but im scared a new wave of 13 year olds are writing spider-man fics and i just really really really wanna read some proper, good ass story akin to the poetic and completely heartwrenching fics i used to read on here. pleaseeeeee give me good recs please please please (at my grown ass age too apparently)
          
          
          i learned that wattpad isn’t a disease, bruh
          
          it’s the cure
          
          do i need 18 months in the gamma lab ??? no. why? because wattpad is the gamma lab and its also how i become the hulk. i dont know what im talking about because im delirious and i should probably drink a little before going to bed, but we’ll see if i actually lock in and start reading on here again. peace

-petersquackson

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hey everyone ! 
          
          
          as you can see, i am not dead !
          
          anyways, a little update or something
          
          1. i think we should acknowledge that SOME PEOPLE (ahem) have been forgotten, SPECIFICALLY on november 14th, according to the mcu wiki… ‘cause guys, who the fuck is peter parker? 
          
          2. i don’t know if any of you know this, but i’ve loved 1d since i was a wee little girl, and liam’s death hit me so hard. also i never read duplicity and i don’t wanna.
          
          3.  GUYS I WENT TO THE ERAS TOUR??? IT WAS SO GOOD LIKE HOLY MOTHER OF LOKI IT WAS BONKERS??? FLOOR TICKETS TOO, MY SURPRISE SONGS WERE IDWLF X MINE ON GUITAR AND EVERMORE X PETER ON PIANO (GUYS I LITERALLY LOVE PETER LIKE IVE BEEN MANIFESTING IT AS ONE OF MY SURPRISE SONGS SINCE THE ANTHOLOGY RELEASED!!!)
          
          4. i’m a senior in high school…? girl WHAT. when i got on this damn app i was in grade eight stop playing with me BAHAHAH
          
          5. guys remember when i was writing books? i haven’t touched any of them in a good WHILE HAHAHAHAH
          
          6. i wanna be a psych major (just kidding i wanna be an actor but i am NOT doing that in uni)
          
          7. what the fuck was that slytherin boys comeback??? stop because dracotok was the reason i got onto this app in the first place whatttttt  (storytime…?)
          
          8. I WANNA RUIN OUR FRIENDSHIP WE SHOULD BE LOVERS INSTEAD
          
          9. i want everyone to know that i am NOT an anti-semite and i am NOT trying to spread hate when i say i support palestine. the facts are there. maybe don’t listen to a man who not only has felonies against him but has an arrest warrant from the international criminal court <3 (and let’s not forget he kills innocent people, including upwards of 17,000 children.)
          
          to be honest, i don’t read as much as i used to and i’m so mad about it but it is what it is. anyways… if any of you are still on here, how’s life?

-petersquackson

can i just
          
          
          
          
          spiderverse just 
          
          
          
          i
          
          am
          
          
          speechless

-petersquackson

@Braindead_lol HOBIE AND MIGUEL HAD NO BUSINESS BEING THAT FINE LIKE WHAT
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