things that are cannon in dirty little secret fyi:
- briar has 2 bodies, john b has 3
- sarah and briar used to try and convince everyone they were twins as kids because ward and cece were
- john booker routledge is a certified eater. like briar has to pull him away this man enjoys it so much
- briar, before she got pregnant, was an insane lightweight
- briar and sarah don’t know whose clothes are whose
- pope has seen briar and john b hooking up more than anymore
- john b is a tease her under the table kind of guy
- kiara and briar have a drawn up nursery plan for the chateau and for one of the valentine house guest rooms
- john b had a necklace made for briar from part of the gold he kept
- briar wears a V signet ring on her pinky finger for valentine but can’t wait to change her last name to routledge
- jj punched a guy at the grocery store for looking at briars bump wrong