-rhatty-

/ cbbbb i miss them

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"Oh no. Nonono. Absolutely /not/ you are not going out with that guy. You're the 3rd date this week. Hell- since Tuesday." He knew that they aren't really romantic either, but they deserve better. "He tried that shit with Khiara and I almost tore his head off. I refused to client service him so now he's circling like a damn vulture."

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"What?? Wh- no! Nono- what made you think- Alec?? Of all people?"
          
          "Yeah, he's not my type," Alec hummed, causing a glare from Roger. 
          
          "So funny," Roger rolled his eyes. "But seriously, what made you think I was boinking Alec?"
          
          / Idk where I got this from I just picture them platonically flirting, like in my ST universe where rog and Eddie flirt despite being best friends and hating each other for a hot minute LMAO Rog is a hobag

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            " i mean , like . . look at 'im - " rhatt waved at alec . " - an' look at y' . " a motion towards roger . " y've been , like . . 'bouta either makeout or fight for th' past half hour , man ! "
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"A- worm?" Rog narrowed his eyes. "Why would you be a worm? The hell is going on? Like- a normal worm or? And why would I know a worm? Would I also be a worm?"

-rhatty-

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            " 's , like , a thing ! y're jus' not online 'nough :/ ”
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            "Ugh, I know. How dare I not want you to turn into a nonsentient worm? Sooo not cool and spontaneous of me."
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            " ugh - y're no fun , y'know ? "
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"Alright, alright. That's enough- you look absolutely wasted."

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            " ugh . . why 're we goin' so fuckin' fast . . " they grumble , curling up in the seat with the bag covering their face
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            "Better here than at some sleazy bar." Roger carefully loaded them up, handing them a paper sack. "Now try not to get my Chevrolet all gross yeah?"
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            " whOA - ! " they yelped as he slung them over his shoulder . " fuck - 'm gonna b' sick - "
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