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NᎪᎷᎬ:
ᴀ ɴᴀᴍᴇ? ɪ ᴅᴏɴ'ᴛ ʜᴀᴠᴇ ᴏɴᴇ... ᴊᴜsᴛ ᴋɪᴅᴅɪɴɢ, ɪ'ᴍ ʏᴜᴍᴇɴᴏ ɢᴇɴᴛᴀʀᴏ. 

ᎷᏟ NᎪᎷᎬ:
ᴅᴇᴀᴅ ᴏʀ ᴀʟɪᴠᴇ. ɴᴏ, ᴡʜʏ ᴡᴏᴜʟᴅ ʏᴏᴜ ʙᴇʟɪᴇᴠᴇ ᴛʜᴀᴛ, ᴛʜᴀᴛ's ᴀ sᴛᴜᴘɪᴅ ɴᴀᴍᴇ ғᴏʀ ᴀ sᴛᴜᴘɪᴅ ᴘᴇʀsᴏɴ. ᴍɪɴᴇ ɪs ᴘʜᴀɴᴛᴏᴍ. 

ᎪᏩᎬ:
ᴍʏ ᴀɢᴇ? ʏᴏᴜ'ʀᴇ ᴍᴀᴋɪɴɢ ᴍᴇ ғᴇᴇʟ ᴏʟᴅ, ɪ'ᴍ 60. ᴀᴡ, ɪ'ᴍ ᴊᴜsᴛ ᴋɪᴅᴅɪɴɢ, ɪ'ᴍ 24. 

ᏩᎬNᎠᎬᎡ:
ɪ'ᴍ ᴀ ᴘʀɪɴᴄᴇss, ᴀ ᴅᴀᴍsᴇʟ ɪɴ ᴅɪsᴛʀᴇss. ʙᴜᴛ ɪ'ᴍ ᴀ ᴍᴀʟᴇ. ʙᴜᴛ ɪ ᴀᴍ ɪɴ ᴅɪsᴛʀᴇss. ʜᴀᴠᴇ ʏᴏᴜ ᴍᴇᴛ ʀᴀᴍᴜᴅᴀ ᴀɴᴅ ᴅɪᴄᴇ? ᴛʜᴇʏ'ʀᴇ ᴛʜᴇ ʀᴇᴀsᴏɴ ɪ'ᴍ 60. 

ᏴᏆᎡᎢᎻᎠᎪY:
ғɪʀsᴛ ᴏғ ᴀᴘʀɪʟ. ʀᴇᴀʟʟʏ, ɪ'ᴍ sᴇʀɪᴏᴜs, ɪ'ᴍ ɴᴏᴛ ᴋɪᴅᴅɪɴɢ... ᴀᴍ ɪ? ʙᴜᴛ ʀᴇᴀʟʟʏ,  ᴛʜᴀᴛ's ᴍʏ ʙɪʀᴛʜᴅᴀʏ. o̶r̶ i̶s̶ i̶t̶... 

ᎻᎬᏆᏩᎻᎢ:
177ᴄᴍ, ɪ ᴘʀᴏᴍɪsᴇ ᴛʜᴀᴛ's ɴᴏᴛ ᴀ ʟɪᴇ. ᴅᴏ ʏᴏᴜ sᴇʀɪᴏᴜsʟʏ ᴡᴀɴᴛ ᴛᴏ ᴛʀᴜsᴛ ᴀ ʟɪᴀʀ's ᴘʀᴏᴍɪsᴇs?

ᏔᎬᏆᏩᎻᎢ:
61, ᴏɴᴇ ᴅɪɢɪᴛ ʜɪɢʜᴇʀ ᴛʜᴀɴ ᴍʏ ᴀɢᴇ. ᴀᴄᴛᴜᴀʟʟʏ, ɪ sᴀɪᴅ ɪ ᴡᴀs 24, ᴅɪᴅɴ'ᴛ ɪ? ᴏʜ, ᴡᴇʟʟ, ɪᴛ's ᴜᴘ ᴛᴏ ʏᴏᴜ ᴛᴏ ᴅᴇᴄɪᴅᴇ ᴡʜɪᴄʜ ᴡᴀs ᴛʜᴇ ʟɪᴇ. 

ᎾᏟᏟᏌᏢᎪᎢᏆᎾN:
ɪ'ᴍ ᴀɴ ᴀᴜᴛʜᴏʀ ᴡʜᴏ ᴡʀɪᴛᴇs ᴀʟʟ ᴀʙᴏᴜᴛ ʟɪᴇs. ᴊᴜsᴛ ᴋɪᴅᴅɪɴɢ. ᴀᴄᴛᴜᴀʟʟʏ, ᴛʜᴀᴛ ᴄᴏᴜʟᴅ ʙᴇ ᴀ ʟɪᴇ ᴛᴏᴏ. ɪ ᴀʟsᴏ ᴘʀᴏᴄʟᴀɪᴍ ᴍʏsᴇʟғ ᴀs ᴛʜᴇ ᴏɴʟʏ sᴀɴᴇ ᴍᴇᴍʙᴇʀ ᴏғ ғʟɪɴɢ ᴘᴏssᴇ. 

ᏢᎬᎡᏚᎾNᎪᏞᏆᎢY:
ɪ'ᴍ ᴊᴜsᴛ ᴀ ʜᴜᴍʙʟᴇ ᴀɴᴅ sɪᴍᴘʟᴇ ᴘᴇʀsᴏɴ. ᴊᴜsᴛ ᴋɪᴅᴅɪɴɢ. ᴏʀ ᴀᴍ ɪ? ᴇᴠᴇʀʏᴛʜɪɴɢ ᴛʜᴀᴛ ᴄᴏᴍᴇs ᴏᴜᴛ ᴏғ ᴍʏ ᴍᴏᴜᴛʜ ɪs ᴀ ʟɪᴇ. ʙᴜᴛ ᴛʜᴇɴ ᴀɢᴀɪɴ, ᴛʜᴀᴛ sᴇɴᴛᴇɴᴄᴇ ᴄᴏᴜʟᴅ ʜᴀᴠᴇ ʙᴇᴇɴ ᴀ ʟɪᴇ. ᴡʜᴀᴛ ᴄᴀɴ ɪ sᴀʏ? ɪ ᴛᴇɴᴅ ᴛᴏ ʟɪᴇ. 

ᏞᏆKᎬᏚ:
• ʟʏɪɴɢ, ᴇsᴘᴇᴄɪᴀʟʟʏ ᴛᴏ ᴅɪᴄᴇ. 
• ᴡʀɪᴛɪɴɢ, ᴄʀᴀғᴛɪɴɢ sᴛᴏʀɪᴇs ɪs ᴍʏ sᴘᴇᴄɪᴀʟᴛʏ. 
• ᴘᴇᴏᴘʟᴇ-ᴡᴀᴛᴄʜɪɴɢ, ᴍʏ sᴛᴏʀɪᴇs ʀᴇᴠᴏʟᴠᴇ ᴀʀᴏᴜɴᴅ ᴛʜᴇ ɪᴅᴇᴀs ɪ ɢᴇᴛ ғʀᴏᴍ ᴏʙsᴇʀᴠɪɴɢ ᴘᴇᴏᴘʟᴇ. ɪ'ᴍ ɴᴏᴛ ᴀ sᴛᴀʟᴋᴇʀ, ᴛʜᴏᴜɢʜ. ᴏʀ ᴀᴍ ɪ?  i̶ k̶n̶o̶w̶ w̶h̶e̶r̶e̶ y̶o̶u̶ l̶i̶v̶e̶, b̶y̶ t̶h̶e̶ w̶a̶y̶. 

ᎠᏆᏚᏞᏆKᎬᏚ:
• ᴘᴇᴏᴘʟᴇ ɪɴsᴜʟᴛɪɴɢ ᴍʏ ᴄʟᴏᴛʜɪɴɢ ᴄʜᴏɪᴄᴇs, ᴄᴀɴ ᴛʜᴇʏ ᴍɪɴᴅ ᴛʜᴇɪʀ ᴏᴡɴ ʙᴜsɪɴᴇss?

ᏴᎬᏚᎢ FᎡᏆᎬNᎠᏚ:
• ᴀʀɪsᴜɢᴀᴡᴀ ᴅɪᴄᴇ. 
• ᴀᴍᴇᴍᴜʀᴀ ʀᴀᴍᴜᴅᴀ. 
• ᴅᴏ ɪ ʜᴀᴠᴇ ᴀ sɪᴄᴋ ғʀɪᴇɴᴅ? ɪ ᴄᴏᴜʟᴅ ᴊᴜsᴛ ʙᴇ ᴘᴜʟʟɪɴɢ ʏᴏᴜʀ ʟᴇɢ. 

ᎬNᎬᎷᏆᎬᏚ:
• ᴀʀɪsᴜɢᴀᴡᴀ ᴅɪᴄᴇ, ʜᴇ's ᴇxᴛʀᴇᴍᴇʟʏ ᴀɴɴᴏʏɪɴɢ. 
• ᴀᴍᴇᴍᴜʀᴀ ʀᴀᴍᴜᴅᴀ, ʜᴇ's ʜɪᴅɪɴɢ sᴏᴍᴇᴛʜɪɴɢ ᴀɴᴅ ɪ ᴡᴀɴᴛ ᴛᴏ ᴋɴᴏᴡ ᴡʜᴀᴛ. 

ᏟᎾNᎢᎪᏟᎢᏚ:
ᴀʀɪsᴜɢᴀᴡᴀ ᴅɪᴄᴇ: @-3SEVEN

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