WOAH DUDE. YOU WON'T BELIEVE IT BUT I REACHED 2.3K READS ON MY BOOK. THAT'S FREAKING AWESOME. UGH, WE SHOULD THROW A PARTY TOGETHER.
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JUST COME BACK ONLINE, OKAY? I MISS YA.
IT'S BEEN CENTURIES, OLD FRIEND.
ARE YOU ALIVE? HAVE YOU SURVIVED THE APOCALYPSE? THE WAR?
THEY BROUGHT TERROR DOWN TO US BUT WE SHOWED THEM.
GOOD TIMES, MY OLD FRIEND.
(SEE WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOU LEAVE ME? I GO INSANE. I-N-S-A-N-E. COME BACK TO ME.)
@-skarfy DECEMBER? BRO, ITS NOVEMBER NOW. (HAPPY HALLOWEEN BTW, HOPE YOU HAD NIGHTMARES) YOU'VE GOT TIME. TAKE A DEEP BREATH, SPARKY AND THINK SLOWLY ABOUT WHAT SHIT YOU GOTTA GET DONE. THEN GO FREAKING DO IT. AND DO THE BEST YOU CAN, CUZ YOU'RE FREAKING SPARKY, MY MAN. :'')
@DoveReign DEAR GOD DOVEY THEY SAID THE PRESS CON IS ON DECEMBER 2K-FACKING-15 AND IM NOT EVEN READY
HELP
IM GOING
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@-skarfy *OPENS BAG, THROWS ALL THE SOAP IN THE BAG AT YOUR FACE*
DID IT WORK?
SPARKY? YA FEEL INSPIRED? ARE YOUR "SPIDEY SENSES" TINGLING?
LET THE POWER OF THE SOAP BE WITH YOU.
@-skarfy DAMN RIGHT - YOU DESERVE A BADASS APPLAUSE. *GOES TO THE TOP OF A MOUNTAIN AND STARTS CLAPPING* THE NOISE IS ECHOING EVERYWHERE BRUH. YOU HEAR THAT? THE APPLAUSES FOR YOU, SPARKY. JUST FOR YOU.
@-skarfy YEAP. YOU DA BADDEST BADASS OUT THERE IN THE WORLD. YOU'D WIN THE EVIL BADASS AWARD AND THEN WHEN YOU GET THE AWARD, YOU'LL BREAK IT CUZ YOUR SO DAMN BADASS. :'))