"Hey Andrew, Can you turn on the stove?"
"Sure"
*sexy dances around the stove and on it*
Later
"Jesus Christ, ive opened the bible, my name is Bethany, I am a mother of 4 kids, please tell me what did I do to not have one normal child."
- Under your carpet
- انضمJuly 14, 2016
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