𝐚 𝐬𝐜𝐚𝐫𝐲 𝐠𝐚𝐫𝐠𝐨𝐲𝐥𝐞

You've been gone awhile b, you okay ? Xx

Nobody:
          My brain: time to make everything move like bullets in the matrix

/; Onision'a third book is insane. It goes from "I'm 11 and there are alien dinosaur furries" to "the alien dino furries disguise themselves as humans and the only good one gave me powers to see fucking dead spirits and shit" to "I'm 14 but then I age 15 years and am the ultimate Chad and my clone and I have killed all three pieces of God and found God's sister and father and WHOA turns out God's sister was actually my mum all along thats why I have powers!!"

/; thought: 2D singing Disney songs under his breath while doing things and the rest of the gang noticing but not sayimg anything because it's cheesey and bloody cute

/; I diagnose you all with terminal, stage 4 homosexual. You have 3 minutes to live.

/; living in the US is sometimes so empowering because I'm aleays labeled as the "fancy one" or the "sophisticated one" or the "educated one" all because of my accent. Even my resting face is known throughout the school as the "british glare of judgement" that apparently has become seen as swift and intant death. It's amazing how insane Americans will ho over somebody's voice and make it their whole character.

/; for some odd reason I cannot for the life of me hear somebody say "miners" without having to consciously focus on the fact that they don't mean minors and in fact mean people in a mine who mine things

"Ello."

/; if you have Halsey or Billie lyrics in your profile... INVALID.

L  et's
          G  et down to
          B  usiness
          T  o defeat the Huns