Whore

so, after falling off the face of the earth, I'm back. what'd I miss?

I may or may not have a couple of chapters ready for this book I want to start. I DONT EVEN HAVE A TITLE YET. Idk if I will upload it but I really want to.

your username is just chef’s kisses <3

Why do I have the urge to write a swimming ff..

IT’S MY BIRTHDAY BITCHESSS!!

HAPPY NEW YEARS!

MERRY CHRISTMAS!
          
          -milf lover

No bc i just found out who the ACTUAL UA traitor is and I’m jumping in front of a train

So I’m reading wattpad in the mall and my mom decides to go to the bathroom. I go with her bc my sisters needed to go too. So im at the sink reading and I decide to make a comment and I was giggling while commenting. MY MOTHER GOES BEHIND ME AND TRIES TO SEE WHO I WAS “TEXTING.” I casually move away and she goes “Who you texting?” I never lied so fast in my life. She asked why was I commenting and reading I say bc its just marginal notes for the future. THEN SHE ASKS ABOUT MY USERNAME AND I LIE ABOUT THAG TOO.  Istg idk how I left that mall alive. I kid you not I almost pissed myself. 

Milfs yes