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¬Г If the King Crimson vs Metallica fight took place somewhere like Whitesbog Doppio would've been so unbelievably fucked.
Basically, parts of NJ had/has what they call 'bog iron' under the soil that they used to dig up in massive pits, with the pits later being used as cranberry bogs by people like J. J. White. They melted down the iron and fired it at the British up until the point where they found better iron in Pennsylvania.
Risotto would become goth Toph.