"Ayo ragazza, lemme teach you the sideways tarantella~"
"Bella, are you a magic mushroom~? CUZ YOU'RE MAKIN ME GROW-"
"Si, I'm twelve- tWELVE INCHES IN YOUR M O M "
"I can't tie my shoes but I can fuck your bitch~"
"I eat pasta the same way I eat pussy~!"
Admin: Just think of Italy but 100000x less innocent--
Admin: Look at the monster that I have created. Isn't he a beautiful monster?
Admin: Take note that I used Thugisa as an inspiration--
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I'm dumping my pics here because of my shit ass tablet.
Shit That Goes Through EG's Thinkp...
I have decided to place A L L the crap I have to say right H E R E. MHMMMMMGUDSHIT MAN YAS
DICKS N SHIT
CIAO HOMIE, DAM IMMA TELL YA A LIL SOMETHIN I EAT DIK N POOSI. I gOT MORE HAIR ON MIO COGLIONE THAN YOU DO.