"Ayo ragazza, lemme teach you the sideways tarantella~"

"Bella, are you a magic mushroom~? CUZ YOU'RE MAKIN ME GROW-"

"Si, I'm twelve- tWELVE INCHES IN YOUR M O M "

"I can't tie my shoes but I can fuck your bitch~"

"I eat pasta the same way I eat pussy~!"

Admin: Just think of Italy but 100000x less innocent--

Admin: Look at the monster that I have created. Isn't he a beautiful monster?

Admin: Take note that I used Thugisa as an inspiration--

Main Account: @aph-nyo-england