hello! i'm moonlight here to tell you about my friend starling, i've known him my whole life. he's really nice and very sweet. he makes me really happy but enough about me, this is about him! he's about a few thousand years old but he, just like i, has a teenager's face and body. he's in the same aparment complex with me. he's taken by me (moony)! he's also homosexual and if you have a problem with that, which i don't exactly think you would, you can go see the door! also, he's my bestest friend in the whole wide galaxy! i know bestest isn't a word. let's act like it is. i love you starling and i hope you don't think otherwise. you make me very happy. 

original, kinky star a.