● Jaxen Alexander Cole ●

S.H.I.E.L.D fanatic. If you insult any of them, I will hunt you down and kill you. Only after I cry first, of course

Suck a dick and get me a therapist. 

Don't spill tea, spill bleach

Are you someone's favourite thought
 or someone's favorite thot?
Asking the real shit here.

I'm as shallow as they come. Just a 16 year old 
British fucktard who asks everyone to suck dicks.

Who is a dick himself. And is speaking 
in third person, for some reason

   @bluevogue Ahn to my Alexahndah.





  (Are cockroaches also known as dickroaches? )

"Why would Kim Jong-un insult me by calling me 'old,' when I would NEVER call him 'short and fat?"