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The audacity of men…thank you that is all

I am alive
          Life is stressful rn so I'm not as active anymore :(

Man, don't you love it when you study your ass off for finals...then still fail
          Yeah...me too

My Christmas was kinda shitty
          But I hope yours wasn’t 
          Merry Christmas y’all

Why do I have my band by D12 stuck in my head
          I don’t even like Eminem-

I just want to be a soft baby and get cuddles
          Is that too much to ask for

I’m in one of those moods where I would like two doms to cuddle and care for me while we watch Disney movies

My coworker needs to stop being hot thank you that is all

He really said “you know what. I want you on your ten. Now. You are in time out.”
          And I was like “yessir say less”

Uh…my manager put me in “time out” today for calling him a “f-kin idiot” for pronouncing the H in herbal