Scalpus

HELP your pfp is adorable!!!

What a relic 

Today marks one year of the passing of the youtuber Technoblade.
          At the time of his passing i didnt type out a very emotional message just a quick rip. 
          I dont talk about my honest emotions often but he meant way more to me then i let show, even though i never knew him personally.
          He helped me and many others through a quite difficult time and i appreciate him so much. 
          Technoblade was the reason i got back into minecraft and into the dsmp.
          Seeing as minecraft used to be a pretty big part of my life in my childhood, im just really glad i got to expierence the dsmp live while in my teens. 
          To the legend Techno, thank you for Everything.
          Rest in piece. 

Happy birthday Technoblade

Who needs twitter when you Can have wattpad 

Y'all ever think abt what it would be like to eat a tube of acrylic paint? 

Salami 

It's the time of the month where i come online to post random stuff, If you guys couldn't tell 

Being polyam is such a struggle, like why do i get so many bitches (i'm trying to convince you that i have game, but in reality i get 0 bitches) 

Pick up lines that i guarantee you work a 100% and will definitely not get a restraining order filed against you:
          
          
          Hey girl, are you santa claus?
          Because i want you to drink my milk.
          
          
          Hey girl, are you Santa?
          Cause i want to wait for you all night long
          
          
          Hey girl, are you the easter bunny?
          Cause i want to find your eggs.
          
          
          Hey girl, are you the sandman?
          Cause i wanna fall asleep to your voice.
          
          
          
          Hey girl, are you hell?
          Cause my friend said i'm coming for you.
          
          
          Hey girl, are you a dinosaur?
          Cause i want you to fucking die.