-theiv

Bleep blop bloop

I've made an account where I'll actually write fanfics and stories and that shit, it's called @thevi
          
          
          
          
          
          
          
          
          So yeah. 

I've got drafts waiting for me to finish, actually, start them. 

marthawasanaveragedog. She wentaërf&ærph&EEEERwhensheatesomealphabetsoup,thenwhathappenedwasbizarre

I'm supposed to be writing a story, I just don't want to. 

OH MY FUCKING GOD! remember those times when you were watching your favourite YouTube Minecraft series(for me it was Aphmau) and then you went on Wattpad and searched up 'x reader' or 'x reader smut' and just read it at night, shushing yourself everytike you giggled or tried to maintain your screech. Me too. I still get notifications from my comments in the stories. 

I've truly got nothing against smut but why the actual fuck is there smut about kid shows? I was literally watching a bloody cartoon with my baby brother yesterday and then I had this great idea to check if there are fanfics(x reader) and that's when I realised I was taken away to the dark side. 

THERE'S A STORM AND THE LIGHTNING IS LIKE EVERYWHERE AND I'M NOT SCARED, NEITHER DO I CARE, BUT LIKE I've got nothing to bloody do in the meantime as I don't want to sleep 

Whoever is reading this, wanna be friends? 

Well that was awkward...