full of dark, ironic, sadistic, verging-on-insane humour for dark, ironic, sadistic, verging-on-insane people

my christmas wish list:

• one shotgun axe
• one alphonso mackenzie to wield said shotgun axe
• one no mercy percy 
• one lin-manuel miranda 
• one tiny planet explorer
• one blind avocado at law
• one high functioning sociopath
• one holistic detective agency
• ROY
• one 'how do you want to do this?'
• one granny trell 
• one spencer "i'm a bean" reid 
• one holdthedoor
• one tribble 
• one tony stank
• and all the peter/pietro maximoffs

slytherin, horned serpent, capricorn