hey hey heyy, okay okay
so um I was supposed to
make a 'cool ass bio' for 
this loser called mikey
who I call mickey mouse,
because it makes sense,
duhhh, but only I call him
that so shoooo losers. 
it's beth here 
[ @-theplasticcs, yes shameless promo,
    follow me c: ]

so yeah this is mikey and his 
friends account but I made it
because he begged me to,
im just that amazing. 

im tigger, his awesome 
friend. and I don't even know 
what to fucking write in 
this so imma wing it. 

he likes sucking my invisible 
dick.... oops? sorry dork,
secrets out lmfao. 
yeah he's lame asf, but he's
cool ig, so don't hesitate 
to message any one of these
people. 

they don't bite... hard. 
well unless you ask but yeah
lmfao.

[ mikey sucks ass ]

love ya mickey mouse
bethy 
xoxo