You were born an original, don't die a copy

You laugh because I'm different. I laugh because you are all the same.

When you want to fool the world, tell the truth.

You are only what you are when no one is looking.

They say love hides behind every corner. I must be walking in circles!

The difference between fiction and reality? Fiction has to make sense.

Heaven kicked me out. Hell was afraid I'll take over.

The job of the free is to free others, not enslave each other.