captain sexy ☁

current status: adding enough sugar to my coffee that i can't taste the four teaspoons of bitter regret i've already added

i have had a headache for 90% of 2018 gr8

31 december 2015: aww yeaaaaa next year's gonna be so good
          31 december 2016: next year HAS to be better than this year
          31 december 2017: i swear to god

current status: *insert lyrics to crimson wave - tacocat*

IT'S DECEMBER, TIME TO PLAY CHRISTMAS SONGS AT OBNOXIOUSLY HIGH VOLUMES IN OBNOXIOUSLY HIGH QUANTITIES

my aesthetic is mrs hudson pretending to cry on her expensive car whilst she has sherlock tied and gagged in the boot

dear children, don't be like me when you're older, don't binge watch the whole season of a show in one night, especially if it's the last season, because the morning after happens n u will be an emotional wreck :) - eden x

heads up lmao stands for lamenting my agony online