xeris (@-xeris)'s conversations

-xeris

Nov 16, 2023 10:37PM

this shi dead asl

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@-xeris whenever my ass itches I clench my sphincter as fast as a hummingbird’s flapping wings, causing me to propel from my seat and shoot into the sky where I can see our planet from the stars. We only have one Earth and one life. We should be kind to each other. And when our asses itch, maybe it’s best to just reach in there with our own fingers and risk having a stinky doodoo hand, lest we float endlessly into space.

Nov 17, 2023 • Reply

-xeris

Nov 16, 2023

this shi dead asl

Pengis_explode

@-xeris whenever my ass itches I clench my sphincter as fast as a hummingbird’s flapping wings, causing me to propel from my seat and shoot into the sky where I can see our planet from the stars. We only have one Earth and one life. We should be kind to each other. And when our asses itch, maybe it’s best to just reach in there with our own fingers and risk having a stinky doodoo hand, lest we float endlessly into space.

Nov 17, 2023 • Reply

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Oct 07, 2023

the worst thing about looking for something old that I posted on my message board is having to go through cringy things I used to type

-xeris

@TheTesticleTicklerr REAL and all the weird phases I went through

Oct 20, 2023 • Reply

-xeris

Sep 14, 2023

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changed my theme it's ugly as shit but I don't feel like doing it again

-xeris

Sep 07, 2023

I miss writing. Might do it again except it'll be less cringe

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Aug 30, 2023

Professor Pee-Pee Diarrheastein Poopypants Esquire

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@-xeris LMAOOOOOO ☠️☠️☠️

Sep 02, 2023 • Reply

-xeris

@Dekus_balls I SAW THAT NOT TOO LONG AGO

Sep 02, 2023 • Reply

-xeris

Aug 27, 2023

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I wanna change my theme, this shit ain't hitting as hard no more LMFAO

-xeris

Aug 26, 2023

Might write a fic :3 I tried AO3 but posting there makes me nervous for some reason, I missed this app, and x readers are more widely accepted here 
          I have an ideaaaa

-xeris

I should.. also finish my 54 drafts......

Aug 26, 2023 • Reply

-xeris

Aug 24, 2023

I HAVENT BEEN ON IN SO LONG OH MY GODD 
          WHO IS STILL HERE? SHOULD I COME BACK? I miss wattpad so bad now

-xeris

@el-anit YO YO YO I'm still really into mha I've been okay these last few days! Life been kinda rough though but its cool

Aug 24, 2023 • Reply

-xeris

@orvfication YEAH IT WAS! forever ago lmfaoo

Aug 24, 2023 • Reply

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@-xeris DAMN i remeber u from my mha days,, how ya been??

Aug 24, 2023 • Reply

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May 07, 2023

What Ya'll Doin' Here
          
          Nuthin'
          
          Well Let's Go to The Mall
          
          Alright, I'll Drive
          
          (groovy music)
          
          Put Ya'll Seatbelts on
          
          psssh yolo
          
          (crash sounds as the car lightly taps a pole)
          
          (sad music)
          
          (Women flies out window)
          
          AAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHH!!!!!!!
          
          (Hospital siren)
          
          {in unison} We'll told her to buckle up!!!
          
          (sad music continues)
          
          Always Buckle Up