x-Mason

I WANT MY GLOW UP- 

-xrayna

@x-Mason -yells back- IT'S A MAGIC WAND! IT SHOULD WORK!
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x-Mason

@-xrayna -Yells- IT'S NOT WORKING! 
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-xrayna

@x-Mason -grabs my magical wand- THERE YOU GO.
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x-Mason

RAYNA WHY IS YOU HAVING SO MANH GLOW UPS- 

-xrayna

@x-Mason -pats your head-
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-xrayna

@x-Mason BECAUSE PUBERTY LOVES ME.
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x-Mason

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Also, I know you're lazy. So Get your ass up and get on before I find you and go all dysfunctional on yo' ass. 

-xrayna

@x-Mason Fine. I will no longer be lazy. ;-;
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x-Mason

@-xrayna I threaten you so you stop being lazy!
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x-Mason

So once you get a boyfriend, that bitch firstly has to go through me, and then has to appreciate your innocence. 

x-Mason

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@-xrayna IT'S OKAY BECAUSE I AM SINGLE AS SHIT TOO c': 
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-xrayna

@x-Mason MY FRIDGE HOLDS ALL THE FOOD AND HE TREATS ME VERY WELL. OH WHO AM I KIDDING. I'M A SINGLE PRINGLE WHO LIKES FOOD AND TV. c':
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x-Mason

@-xrayna Your fridge has to go through me, then. T^T OVER PROTECTIVE BEST FRIEND MODE- ACTIVATED.
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x-Mason

INNOCENCE = ADORABLE IN THIS WORLD. 

-xrayna

@x-Mason You shouldn't be offended!
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x-Mason

@-xrayna I'm not sure if I can really be offended.
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-xrayna

@x-mason ME = INNOCENT AND KAWAII. YOU = NON INNOCENT YET CAN BE KAWAII.
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x-Mason

Don't get me wrong, I love other things about you too! Like your hair, and the way you talk, and how you say shrub, and how you're my best friend, and how you got my back, and how you chew gum, and how you smile, and your phrases, and like everything else. 

-xrayna

@x-Mason -shows you the onions- Seee?! T^T
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-xrayna

@x-mason i'M NOT CRYING THERE MUST BE SOME ONIONS AROUND HERE OR SOMETHING—
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